17 5 / 2013
my favorite thing about european history is that henry viii started his own religion just so he could divorce his wife
(via still-your-aziraphale)
17 5 / 2013
17 5 / 2013
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicidethat’s pretty fucking metalI’d say it’s pretty fuckingbananas
(via finnemoron)
17 5 / 2013
I hope this is okay for a submission. I have a Japanese copy of Animal Crossing: New Leaf with the sewing machine unlocked, so I decided to make some DW clothes for my fellow Whovians who will be getting the game and because making my characters cosplay is fun. One’s a TARDIS dress and the other is the 11th Doctor’s outfit. You can’t make pants though, so yeah.
Also, the game makes the dress stretchy and stuff in different parts on its own and it’s hard to predict, but close enough. X_x When you’re designing everything’s on a 32x32 pixel square.
Still, the QR codes are supposed to work on the American and European games too, so I hope any Whovians getting the games can have fun using these to dress up like The Doctor and the TARDIS.
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16 5 / 2013
consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:
its really hard to make a lego’s death dramatic
is boromir holding a banana
why is he holding a banana
(Source: yakisobaru, via eaglesarentforks)
16 5 / 2013
The Avengers: A Documentary
In theatres now
WHERE EVERYONE IS PLAYING THEMSELVES Y’ALL
(via geothebio)
15 5 / 2013
over 3 decades of groundbreaking advances in information technology and now here we are
SCREAMING BECAUSE AHHHHH.COM IS CAT
PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME
WAIT BUT http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/
GUYS
i dont know but http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/ is pretty amusing
(via katydid4894)
15 5 / 2013
People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Target’s Facebook.
I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.
A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?
It is a big deal because i’m a transman.
It doesn’t take a genius to conclude that it’s hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you don’t pass, it’s hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.
Right on the application, it asks what your preferred name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.
At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didn’t care. Not in the sense that they don’t emotionally care, but that it didn’t matter. I was male and that’s all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couples benefits in states that do not recognize them as a married couple.
At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who weren’t sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when you’ve had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with my preferred name and didn’t ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.
TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.
(via purple-arctic)
14 5 / 2013
Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s Eve?
You’re a douche bag.
douche bag is the best insult because it actually is terrible for your vag
14 5 / 2013
- 1: (loud wailing that lasts at least an hour followed by a sinking feeling of despair and uselessness)
- 2: (power slides down the hall while singing the national anthem)
14 5 / 2013
My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?
Nailed it.
(via whatthehellhound)
14 5 / 2013
why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying
- the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
- ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
- it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died
and fucking died
humpty dumpty committed suicide
jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull
A BABY FELL OUT A TREE
(Source: shavingryansprivates, via whatthehellhound)
14 5 / 2013
This is how I’d play chess
I HAVE NEVER LOVED A VIDEO SO DEARLY
HOLY SHIT
(via purple-arctic)
